Cabramatta who’d thought

Cabramatta fruit he bought

Cabramatta why there go?

All because TV show.

Grand adventure so inspired

He became extremely wired

Bottled water, sweets to taste

There was no more time to waste.

Traffic bad; freeway jammed

Bad idea when it’s crammed

Another route Strathfield bound

Even tho’ long way round.

Park the car; walk around

Market very quickly found

Great assortment veg and fruit

Many with strange names to boot.

The Durian, what a pong

Those who like it can’t be wrong

Queen of fruit: Mangosteen

Stunning palette, colour preen.

Rambutan, that’s the best

Messy hair is not a jest

Soft and sweet, flesh that’s white

Sensual with every bite.

There you have it, what you get

When to Campbelltown you do jet

Exotic fruits you can find

History lesson to be mined.